“I remember thinking, ‘Why is she walking over there?
What is she getting?'”
Patton added that though she didn’t see what was coming next, she could feel tensions rising.
Oh God, no.'"
Martin’s slow-motion drama earned Patton’s telenovela label, but it wasn’t the last of the season.
“A lot of things are novela moments,” Patton said.
We’ve been here for hours.
That must be ice-cold.’
She’s like, ‘I don’t care.
Still, the season’s telenovela moments didn’t end with Kiki’s lunch.
“You know how overdramatic the novelas are?”
“That was that kind of drama.”
That was a novela moment."
Patton herself tends to stay out of the central drama, preferring to sit back and relax.
“You all keep that s*** going over there.
I’ll be over here.
Anybody else needs a drink, you know where I am.”
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