Do you act one way in public and another in private?

Thus, merely the illusion of being watched is enough to convince folks to behave in a different way.

But, what about men?

Man keeping a secret

Do they have a list of things they’d rather you didn’t know?

Of course they do.

Here are some of the downright dirtiest things men secretly do but would never admit.

Man with dirty face

Still, it would be hard to imagine never,everwashing your face, wouldn’t it?

How do you go through life?"

And bearded men, wash your facial hair too!

Man readjusting himself

It’s actually more innocent than it sounds most of the time.

According to him, readjustment isoftenneeded.

“Our junk is very important to us.

Man’s feet on beach

The more you know.

Men are also less likely to use pumice stones, leaving dead skin to essentially take over.

All hope is not lost, though.

Man crying

Additionally, “societal stereotypes and expectations discourage men from displaying emotional tears.”

This goes to show that crying in public is still considered taboo in the eyes of men.

“The demand came from our distributors, retailers and customers themselves.

man smiling looking at phone

They… came to us saying, ‘I want a men’s kit,” Plain toldWWD.

I fill in my brows, and it makes me feel like more of a man.”

In actuality, though, he probably already does at least sometimes.

man tweezing eyebrows

A man may also sit if he’s not in a hurry.

Men may also sit if they’re less than confident about what’s going to happen.

Answer this question with a white lie

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

man sitting on toilet

If your man replies with an enthusiastic, “Of course not!”

does that mean he’s telling the truth?

Well, he could be.

woman leaning on man’s shoulder

Or, he could just be trying to avoid hurting your feelings.

The book aptly titledDoes This Dress Make Me Look Fat?

A Man’s Guide to the Loaded Questions Women Askdissects a variety of inquiries women pose to men.

Nevertheless,A Man’s Guideanalyzes the question and translates it to “Am I lovely?”

When viewed in this context, there’s really no need to lie.

Now that’s something we canallget on board with.